Edgar Pollante. |
Maui, Hawaii- 14 years old- October 18, 1997- Sophomore- MHS |
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NotesKim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding and 72 days later divorce him. America: Well sure, why not? Britney Spears: I want to get married in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled 55 hours later because I didn't know what I was doing. America: Whatever you want! Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player, then annul the marriage 9 days later because we were both drunk. America: Okay, sounds like fun! Gay Couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and - America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG. YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GET THE FUCK OUT. -
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Notesthe ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings
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Flight attendant on the plane to MauiTo the tourist: Excuse me sir, would you like something to drink?To me: Sup brah, you like one soda or something.
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My talents includebeing uglyeatingbloggingnot sleepingfalling overfitting my hand into the Pringles tubecryingbeing awkwardwalking into walls
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Just mentally and physically tired right now.
