Edgar Pollante. |
Maui, Hawaii- 14 years old- October 18, 1997- Sophomore- MHS |
| Kim Kardashian: | I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding and 72 days later divorce him. |
| America: | Well sure, why not? |
| Britney Spears: | I want to get married in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled 55 hours later because I didn't know what I was doing. |
| America: | Whatever you want! |
| Carmen Electra: | I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player, then annul the marriage 9 days later because we were both drunk. |
| America: | Okay, sounds like fun! |
| Gay Couple: | We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and - |
| America: | WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG. YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GET THE FUCK OUT. |
the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings
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